Americans have always been determined to blaze new trails, whether wading through the waist-deep layer of tumbleweed covering Arizona or hacking through the petrified forest of national flags on the moon. Conquer the final frontier, the river, with this ... ... Location: Springfield MO
Teeth are more than just precious rocks that fall out of skulls so that they can be turned into jewelry. Keep your headstones polished with this Groupon.
$149 for a dental package ($785 value)
Complete series of x-rays
Zoom! ... ... Location: Ottawa
Humans are obsessed with making things go faster, which is why we drive supercars and outfit tortoises with luge boards. Rev up with this Groupon.
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$99 for a three-lap ride-along experience with a professional driver in one ... ... Location: Spokane / Coeur d'Alene
Before chimney sweeps, the only way to clean a fireplace was to leave Santa a stern letter and a cloak made of brillo pads. Experience a brush with magic with this Groupon.
$89 for a Chimney Cleaning ($199 Value)
The 30-minute service begins with ... ... Location: San Francisco
Spending an afternoon digging in the soil is preferable to spending an afternoon being buried underneath the soil by a group of teenagers known as the "Shovelin' Dandies." Spend time above ground with this Groupon.
$12.50 for $20 worth of plants ... ... Location: Detroit
Massage therapy is among the best ways to achieve relaxation, on par with listening to actor Ed Harris chant in whale song. Sink into serenity with this Groupon.
$29 for a 60-minute Swedish or hot-stone massage ($60 value)
$29 for 60-Minute ... ... Location: Omaha
$49 for one VIP ticket to see Curren$y Live In Concert (up to $109.18 value)
VIP admission includes early entry to the venue.
When: Sunday, April 20, at 9 p.m.
Where: Warehouse Live
Section: general admission
Door time: 7 p.m. for VIP ticket ... ... Location: Houston
Go-karting packs in all the excitement of auto racing without the frustration of resolving pit-crew arguments over whose turn it is to hold the wrench. Accelerate past pettiness with this Groupon.
$44 for a racing package ($91.96 total value ... ... Location: Fox Cities
Both laughter and tears can be cathartic, but only laughter is OK in front of your dog. Laugh until you cry with this GrouponLive deal.
$26 for one ticket to see Men Are from Mars Women Are from Venus (up to $53.40 value)
When: Friday, May ... ... Location: Beaumont, TX
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$89 for duct cleaning for 12 ducts with standard furnace cleaning and purification spray ($220 value)
$149 for duct cleaning for 15 ducts with standard furnace cleaning, purification spray, and dryer-vent cleaning ($360 ... ... Location: Toronto (GTA)
A stained carpet is an eyesore, unless you're one of those people who enjoys stains because they are memories. Wash over the past with this Groupon.
$85 for a deluxe carpet cleaning in two rooms ($180 value)
Techs move furniture out of the ... ... Location: North Jersey
Internationally themed amusement parks let one imagine what it is like to live in another country without fighting the national animal for citizenship. Avoid the pain of emigration with this Groupon.
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$11 for park admission ... ... Location: Las Vegas
Canvas naturally lends an image a certain gravitas, eliminating the need to buy an expensive frame or hire a museum docent to discourage flash photography in your living room. Give your image a new image with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options ... ... Location: Houston
Dessert-shrinking technology gave us the cupcake, the baked rhode island, and the gingerbread studio apartment. Nibble a little with this Groupon.
$7 for one dozen pre-assorted mini cupcakes ($14 value)
$7 for One Dozen Pre-assorted Mini ... ... Location: Ventura County