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$49 for a one-month Prepare ... Location: Anchorage
Muscle weighs more than fat, making retired bodybuilders nature's best paperweights. Get buff and avoid scattered utility bills with this Groupon.
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$18 for a one-month gym membership (a $36 value)
$39 for a three-month gym ... Location: Columbus
Working out with professional gym equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon.
$29 for a Three-Month Membership with Unlimited Classes and Childcare ... Location: Greenville
Activities for kids compensate for the downsides of growing up, such as doing homework and realizing that your original teeth are never coming back. Put a smile on a child's face with this Groupon.
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$9.99 for two hours of Drop ... Location: Seattle
Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businessmen visualize leading a meeting before actually riding in on a stallion. Appear majestic with this Groupon.
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$25 for a single membership for ... Location: Washington DC
Making a sandwich requires only two slices of bread, filling, and an expensive machine that holds the slices of bread steady while the filling is shot in between them with some sort of air-powered hose. Go somewhere that has that apparatus with this Groupon ... Location: San Diego
Unlike distant relatives, magazines never demand a hot meal when they show up on your doorstep. Welcome in new information with this Groupon.
$12 for $25 Worth of Magazine Subscriptions from Blue Dolphin
Blue Dolphin Magazines is an online magazine ... Location: Richmond
Spider veins are most frequently caused by prolonged sitting, pregnancy, and swimming pools filled with blue and purple markers. Erase unwanted squiggles with this Groupon.
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$149 for one sclerotherapy vein treatment for the ... Location: Richmond
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are helpful, often found assisting slideshow presentations and playing DVDs for people who aren't entertained by just staring at the shiny part. Let a laser do some good with this Groupon.
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Unlike distant relatives, magazines never demand a hot meal when they show up on your doorstep. Welcome in new information with this Groupon.
$12 for $25 Gift Card for Magazine Subscriptions from BlueDolphin-Magazines.com
Blue Dolphin Magazines is an ... Location: Montgomery
Originally a still-life art form, boudoir photography switched to human subjects when clothiers stopped making apple-size garter belts. Bite the fruits of seduction with this Groupon.
$79 for a Boudoir Photo-Shoot Package ($945 Total Value)
Boudoir ... Location: San Jose
Keeping your house clean can feel like a never-ending task, much like convincing yourself you enjoy reading. Take a break with this Groupon.
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$55 for three hours of housecleaning (a $110 value)
$69 for four hours of housecleaning ... Location: Tampa Bay Area
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon.
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$50 for a shellac manicure and pedicure spa package (a $100 total value)
A Shellac ... Location: Madison
It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon.
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$50 for a shellac manicure and pedicure spa package (a $100 total value)
A Shellac ... Location: Madison
