Like fine wine, chocolate comes in many varieties and tastes better when you talk about it in a French accent. Parlez vous delicious with this Groupon.
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$10 for $20 worth of sweets
$19 for $40 worth of sweets
The San Francisco ... Location: Baltimore (35.67 miles)
Time has eroded the world's great works of classical beauty, from the lost arms of Venus de Milo to the Sphinx's firm, masculine tongue. Get a timeless look with this Groupon.
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$5 for one eyebrow shaping or threading session ... Location: Baltimore (35.67 miles)
Knitting circles were once a popular place to exchange rumors about the area's handsomest fireman, which of the neighboring towns' mayors were secretly left-handed, and the fate of the Crumb brothers. Get your finger on the pulse and some yarn with this ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
Teeth lose their positions unless directed by an orthodontist or an angry choreographer shouting into a megaphone. Keep your teeth coordinated with this Groupon.
$2,899 for Complete Invisalign Treatment ($6,000 Value)
Upon assessing patients' dental ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
Going to the theater lets you take in dramatic scenes at a safe distance, much like listening to your neighbors argue about how to pronounce "gnocchi." Hide behind the fourth wall with this GrouponLive deal.
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WSC Avant Bard presents No Man ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon.
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$25 for a River and Wine Rendezvous cruise ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
Photographs transport people to an earlier time without the need to master quantum physics or pay the tolls associated with North America's wormhole highways. Capture fleeting moments for future examination with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
The alphabet was originally invented so that babies wouldn't realize
they'd been tricked into thinking a few crummy wooden blocks were toys. However, it can also be used to string letters into words, as this Groupon proves.
$59 for $135 Worth of Customized ... Location: Baltimore (35.67 miles)
A well-rolled piece of sushi won't fall apart when you try to pick it up, unlike the pile of leaves you briefly thought was a baby. Keep it together with this Groupon.
$25 for $50 Worth of Pan-Asian Cuisine and Drinks
The menu features chicken laska ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
$276.20 for a Roundtrip Flight from Victoria to Tofino ($423.64 Value)
Pilots whisk travellers up the West Coast Trail, putting stunning ocean vistas on one side and rising mountains on the other. Once in Tofino, visitors can spend a couple hours strolling ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
Some things are better when frozen, such as yogurt or any creature that could eat you. Be the eater, not the eaten with this Groupon.
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$5 for three slim-sized frozen yogurts (a $10.47 value)
$10 for six slim-sized frozen ... Location: Baltimore (35.67 miles)
If a car is not regularly cleaned, it can become overtaken by rust, corrosion, and, this one time, a tiny plant that started growing in the part where the door closes. Give your car new life with this Groupon.
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$7 for one ... Location: Baltimore (35.67 miles)
$20 for $40 Worth of German Food and Drinks
The menu of authentic German dishes includes bavarian pretzel rolls served with beer cheese and mustard ($5–$9) and wurstplatten sausage platters with bratwurst, bauernwurst, knackwurst, potato pancakes ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
The quick pace of cycling makes people feel like they're flying, whereas actual flying feels more like sitting on a bench. Spread your wings with this Groupon.
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$34 for a full-day canoeing or kayaking, tubing, and biking Outdoor ... Location: Washington DC (0.00 miles)
